She put something in the washing machine once and my dad drove up from Zephyrhills to take it apart because it wasn’t spinning, but it was smoking. Dad didn’t say what was in there. Maybe a rug because I remember we were missing a rug.
To move away from talk about the tautness of certain genitalia, I asked about our cats. He said the one had stopped puking.
On the 70 degree day, she and I drank white wine with ice cubes, and I remember feeling tan and tired. She was giving away her things.
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I slid my hands along the cold stainless steel countertop where Sister Donna made her breads: braided long and skinny, or stacked sweet buttery fortresses of snowballs.
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